First Scroll: Treasures Found In A Trashcan Full of Sinatras

There are bands and there are bands and there's the

TRASHCAN SINATRAS

Once upon a time in a magical land, where the Scottish Crossbill sings and the ancient Fortingall tree grows, a band of humans came together and became the Trashcan Sinatras.

Mama gnome has listened to them for years, long before the tube of yous and the book of faces and the twitterings of electronic birds.

The Trashcan Sinatras woke up Mama gnome from an afternoon stupor when she heard Funny.

And Mama gnome said, "What? What wondrous music is this doth stir this gnome's soul?"

And she was hooked.

Their first album, named after Mama gnome's own heart, was called "CAKE."

And the world listened to Obscurity Knocks and Only Tongue can Tell.

And like all heroes, they too were tested. John Douglas, guitarist, described the 'indoor years' that started in 1997.

Yet they remained stalwart humans and amidst their struggles they continued to create poetic, out of this world music with songs such as How Can I Apply , Snow , A Coda and thankfully countless more. Mama gnome will have to fill out scroll after scroll for all of them.

Whenever Mama gnome felt depressed because of earthwarming and diminishing rain forests of the Amazon, she would listen to Weightlifting and her spirits will rise.

All the Dark Horses evokes images of the magnificent animals running free on the Andalusian plains.

In the earth years of nine and two thousand, the Trashcan Sinatras, brought forth their sixth album called IN THE MUSIC which features one of Mama gnome's favorites, Apples and Oranges.

The new album also contains the song, People, which stirs quiet wishing from Mama gnome for a song called, Gnomes.

But Mama gnome wished for more. Her quest: to find the elusive Trashcan Sinatras.

And so Mama gnome accompanied by loyal Daddy gnome traveled and passed through the desert.

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They admired Rock formations evocative of a certain planet (cough) Vulcan!

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They traversed the highway of cement where the gnome car passed through the carpool lane, and other cars parked on the other side of the freeway. You see or rather smell greenhouse gases hard at work.

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They passed this.

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And Mama gnome thought, "What manner of woman is this Beverly to have hills named after her?"

Mama gnome later realized she did not see any hills whilst they drove through the Hills of Beverly. At least not the geographical kind. Pardon the smart alecky Mama gnome.


They stopped at this junction, where they were taking pictures of humans for free if they crossed whilst the light was red.
Daddy gnome didn't want free pictures that day.
He said, "You can have as many free pictures you want, Mama gnome, when you're the one driving the gnome car." Poor sport.

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Until finally, the gnomes forced to park their car ten blocks away, returned to this path.

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The Fates smiled down at Mama gnome for she saw one of the humans from Trashcan Sinatras.

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So Mama gnome armed only with the fire in her heart approached him...

And in the manner of hanging from a cliff, Mama gnome will post the second scroll to narrate her adventures.

Please visit Mama gnome's blog soon to find out what happens when she enters the abode of The Troubadour.

Is this a plot set by the giants to trap Mama gnome?

Will she succeed in her quest for the Trashcan Sinatras? And what does Daddy gnome have to say about that?

In the interest of full disclosure and staying green, Mama gnome is not in the habit of driving frequently, she hardly ever has to. She counts herself very lucky.

She has only been to two concerts in the last seven years and this is that second concert. The first one was Coldplay. And it'll probably be years before she goes to another one.

In the meantime please, help all the Dark Horses and lift the weight off your spirit and REDUCE, REUSE, RECYCLE...
Go Greeen!

(c) Trashcan Sinatras for all the beautiful works I've mentioned.

Please visit their website at http://www.trashcansinatras.com/

(c)2009 Jenaelha, Friendly Gnome for blogpost

Stop, drop and swim at warp speed

Mama gnome is not a party animal.

Usually when Mama gnome hears the word "party" in a word association game, the following words will pop up:
mingle, converse, painful and slow death...

So when Daddy gnome sprang the following words to Mama gnome, "BBQ and Pool Party,"
Mama gnome's brain exploded with:
mingle, converse, bathing suit, exposed, painful and slow drowning death.

But gnomelets shouted, "Yehey! Swim!"

So the gnome family drove in the gnome car to a land not too far.

Mama gnome distracted herself by gazing at the desert landscape.

She imagined how it would feel if she ran straight into a Joshua tree.

Would that be a really painful and slow death?

She'd probably still have to go to the BBQ pool party even when pierced with thousands of cactus needles.

So Mama gnome sat back down in the passenger seat.

Much to Mama gnome's surprise, the host and hostess of the party were very gentle and welcoming humans.

Hostess human and Mama gnome forged immediate bond especially after Mama gnome discovered Hostess human was a Trekkie like herself.

And so a mini Star Trek convention ensued minus the costumes.

Mama gnome has been a devoted Trekkie for many years.

Take Exhibits 1 and 2






And Exhibits 3 and 4




Mama gnome and Hostess human discussed extensively the latest Star Trek movie and agreed on major points:

Warning: Spoiler Alert! Stop if you haven't seen the movie yet. Come back after you've seen it to see if you concur with:


"That movie was so cool!"

"First time older Spock said 'live long and prosper' was major crying scene."

"Dude, they kept the sound track! Awesome!"

"But you-know-who's-mother didn't die in the original series."

"Conclusion: Movie was set in alternate universe"

"Conclusively conclusion: MORE STAR TREK MOVIES COMING OUT! WOO-HOOO!"



Gnomelets enjoyed the party as evidenced by not wanting to come out of the pool and staying there forever.

So Daddy and Mama gnome had to accompany gnomelets into the pool three times!

Mama gnome considered maybe gnomelets were either baby fishies or sea turtles.
But dropped that idea quickly after youngest gnomelet jumped on Mama gnome's back only as a gnomelet could.

After the party, the gnome family went home and Mama gnome smiled looking at the beautiful desert landscape.

The sun was setting.

Joshua trees unscathed.

And in the words of a wise Vulcan I admire, "Live long and prosper."

My greatest challenge

It couldn't be put off any longer. I had to face it.

The first attempt, I only lasted 48 hours.

The second attempt was more successful.

Four days.

The third attempt...

It's been over two months.

And I think I can keep going.

It's been over two months since I've stopped eating meat.


Why am I doing this?

• For the environment
• For health
• For the animals

Do you dare take this challenge?

If you triumph.. you are in excellent company



video from http://www.youtube.com/user/animalhumano

Go to goveg.com to read up about this issue.

Green inside, green outside, this is Mama frog, ehem, Mama gnome reporting...'til next time.

GO GREEN!

(c) 2009 Jenaelha, Friendly Gnome's Blog

Prime Real Estate At Rock Bottom Price

The listing in the paper read:

360 degrees Ocean front view
Square footage: "It's bigger than Texas"
All plastic furnishings provided

"Huh?" Mama Gnome scratched her head. "Plastic?"
So she searched and researched. She couldn't believe what she'd found.

Ladies and Gentlemen and fellow Gnomes, I present:

THE GREAT PACIFIC GARBAGE PATCH

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/64/North_Pacific_Gyre_World_Map.png



Yes, my thoughts swirled like the arrows in the map.

I couldn't believe it.

But no.

It's all true.

Our trash literally have made their own island, albeit not quite solid island, in the middle of the North Pacific Ocean.

I'll give you a few moments to take that in.


The Great Pacific Garbage Patch is also known as the Eastern Garbage Patch or the Pacific Trash Vortex.
Its size is astonishing. No, its not just bigger than Texas.
This reports it to be two and a half times bigger than the United States.
It permeates deep beneath the ocean's surface.

I'd just like to call it the Pacific Ocean Trash Monster.

And off blog, I want to call it something else.

How did this Monster materialize?

Basically, experts say ocean currents shown by the arrows, created these areas where water was relatively stable and thus the debris/trash in the oceans were carried by the currents and accumulated in the North Pacific Gyre.

They say 80% of the trash came from land and 20% from ships.

Wasn't anybody watching out for this?

They knew this was going to happen. They predicted it and published a paper about it in 1988.

Why didn't they do anything about it then?

That's a really good question. I'd like to phone a friend for help.

Captain Charles Moore, an oceanographer and founder of Algalita Marine Research Foundation came upon this mess and wrote several articles about it. He helped bring scientific and media attention to this Ocean Monster.

He gives a powerful, informative speech in this video.

Young children need Parental guidance for some of the images.



video from http://www.ted.com/


What can we do about it?

According to this article, the Environmental Cleanup Coalition (ECC) has started the Gyre Cleanup Project.

This is a monumental endeavor and would require lots of manpower and funding.

Here is a link for ECC: http://gyrecleanup.org/

What else can we do?

• Seriously consider not using those plastic bags at grocery stores. Bring your own reusable bags. Please read my older post.
  
• Please use biodegradable products as much as possible. Plastic is not biodegradable.
  
• Please pick up your trash. And for trash pick up on garbage day, make sure your trash is contained and won't be flying off the minute the truck pulls away.
• Please support any measures or bills that would limit or ban plastic bags.
• Please don't litter at the beach or street corner or mall or forest or wherever. Come on now.
  
• Participate/volunteer in organizations such as ECC and Heal the Bay or clean up projects.
  
• Educate your family, friends, coworkers, strangers about these issues.
• REDUCE, REUSE, RECYCLE the heck out of everything...please!
  

Our oceans and lands are prime real estate. Please help stop our trash from taking over our planet.

(c) 2009 Jenaelha, Friendly Gnome's Blog

Mystery Animal of the Day

Mama Gnome Presents:


Mystery Animal of the Day


Its legs have stripes similar to a zebra's

Its body and face are similar to a giraffe's.

It's a herbivore and many of the plants it consumes are poisonous to humans.


Its existence is threatened by poachers, habitat destruction and wars.


If your answer is OKAPI, you win Mama gnome's admiration and virtual morning elixir.

And Mama gnome asks, "What are you doing then? Why don't you become a zoologist or animal rescuer or something..."








Photo by Raul654


Okapis are mammals and are closely related to the giraffe.

They are primarily diurnal animals which gnomelet says, "are animals that look for food in daytime and sleep at night."

Their feet have scent glands that secrete a tar like substance, marking their territory.

Okapis have the distinction of being the only mammals that have such long tongues that can clean their ears inside and out.

Their velvety fur is oily and can repel water which is pretty handy in a rain forest, Mama gnome thinks.

Mama gnome also says, "Aren't they just marvelous creatures?"

They are mostly solitary animals and favor large, secluded areas. But unfortunately, their habitat is diminishing.

They are native to the Ituri Forest in the Democratic Republic of the Congo. In 1992 an Okapi Wildlife Reserve was established. However civil war threatens both the animals and reserve workers.



video by Wildlife Direct

Mama gnome hopes you've enjoyed learning a little bit about OKAPIS.

Tune in again for our next MYSTERY ANIMAL of the DAY...

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Earth Warming 101

By the by, Daddy gnome settled the gnomelets into bed. He opened the gnomelets' favorite bedtime story book, Fairy Tales.

But before Daddy gnome could start, a gnomelet asks, "Daddy, what is earth warming?"

Mama gnome took over and said...

Once upon a time, there was a planet called Earth.

Earth was different from other planets that looped around the Sun. All sorts of creatures and humans lived on this special planet.

But through the years, the humans became industrialized...building giant factories, cars, massive farms and power plants.

Most of the things man made relied on fossil fuels. They burned off fuels and released gases including carbon dioxide and methane into the atmosphere.

They're called greenhouse gases because they act like a greenhouse with Earth the figurative plant housed underneath its dome.

Greenhouse gases mainly trap the sun's radiation in the atmosphere. Thus causing earth warming or as humans call it Global Warming.

According to a National Geographic News article:

"The rate of warming is increasing. The 20th century's last two decades were the hottest in 400 years and possibly the warmest for several millennia, according to a number of climate studies. And the United Nations' Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) reports that 11 of the past 12 years are among the dozen warmest since 1850."

"Arctic ice is rapidly disappearing, and the region may have its first completely ice-free summer by 2040 or earlier. Polar bears and indigenous cultures are already suffering from the sea-ice loss."

"Glaciers and mountain snows are rapidly melting—for example, Montana's Glacier National Park now has only 27 glaciers, versus 150 in 1910."

Mama gnome said, "Come out from underneath the blanket, sweetie. I know it's scary. But let's finish the story---"

Some humans and gnomes tried to help Earth. But they are not enough to offset the effects of countless factories, machines, power plants...and more than six billion people.

Mama gnome wishes she could say, "And they lived happily ever after."

Then I would start over. And I will tell you,

Once upon a time, there was this beautiful planet. She was called EARTH.



video link: http://tinyurl.com/3b9em4


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Mystery Animal of the Day

Mama Gnome presents Mystery Animal of the Day.

Guess what animal this is:

It's toothless, nocturnal and covered with scales.
It is a mammal and a good swimmer.
It is likened to a walking artichoke or pine cone.

It is endangered.




If your answer is PANGOLIN, you win a trillion points and a pat on the back from Mama gnome.


Pangolin image from : http://letopis.kulichki.net/2001/image2001/pangolin.jpg


Pangolins are toothless anteaters. They curl up into a ball when threatened. Similar to skunks they can spray noxious smells to defend themselves. They are found in Africa and Asia.

Pangolins are hunted down for their meat and scales even though laws are in place against this.

Here's a video of a pangolin searching for food.



Here's another interesting video.




Mama gnome hopes you've enjoyed learning a little bit about the pangolin.

Tune in again to find out what will be the next Mystery Animal of the Day.

(c) 2009 Jenaelha, Friendly Gnome's Blog

Take two tablets of Coldplay and call me in the morning

Mama gnome stumbled out of bed and trudged to the kitchen in quest of the morning elixir, so vital for existence. After adding four teaspoons of sugar and ¼ cup creamer into her coffee mug, she stuck a sorry piece of bread into the toaster.

Mama gnome’s single slice of peanut butter toast tasted more cardboardy than peanut buttery. Mama gnome felt terrible.Her malaise was tied in with earth warming and animals being threatened, endangered
or becoming extinct.

But Mama gnome, determined to make herself feel better, drove in the gnome car with sister gnome to a land far from her home.

'Twas a land dwarfed by a giant structure intended to house thousands of people while they watched two teams play a certain sport activity. The home team's name is tied in with astronomy. A famous player in the team had a movie named after him. He’s married to…oh, you get the picture.

Anyway, on this day, there were no sport players around.

Mama and sister gnomes struggled walking amidst tall humans.

Mama gnome glanced down at the e tickets and couldn’t figure out what Section Grass 5 meant. Is the topiary number 5 on the grass itself? She asked a tall human who pointed with a long arm towards a distant green spot in the whole cement structure.

“It’s over there?” Mama gnome gasped.

Mama and sister gnomes traversed up and down winding staircases, looping hallways and pathways and finally made it to the tiny grass spot about twelve miles horizontally and vertically from the stage.

After a few minutes Mama and sister gnome experienced nose bleeds remedied by tilting their heads up to the sky.

The show started with two opening acts. Mama and sister gnome didn’t know who they were and no amount of squinting could help them see the tiny people on stage. But after they played, the humans clapped for them.

After Mama and sister gnomes spent two hours sitting on damp grass and looking for celebrity-look-alikes, Coldplay humans came on stage. Although Coldplay only looked like well-dressed microscopic humans because of the distance, their music rang loud and true.

After an hour, the Coldplay humans walked down the stage and started running... running, heading up...up towards the tiny grass spot where Mama and sister gnomes sat!

Mama and sister gnomes struggled between crying and fainting but did neither because about thirty feet in front of them, stood well dressed Coldplay humans.

Nose bleed grass section tickets became prime front row tickets within a matter of minutes. Mama gnome performed somersaults in her mind.

Coldplay sang three acoustic songs in front of them including Michael Jackson’s Billie Jean song. Mama gnome sang with them and all feelings of malady disappeared.

Green grass = Coldplay

See even when Mama gnome didn’t plan it, it pays to be green, people.

Pays to be green.

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Guest Bloggers Kim Mikhael, Raymond and Eliana

Friendly Gnome is very happy to welcome our first ever guest bloggers.
They're from Florida.

Thank you so much to: KIM MIKHAEL, RAYMOND and ELIANA.

Kim Mikhael(13) will be in 8th grade at Crystal lake Magnet School.

Raymond(10) will be in 4th grade at Quiet Waters Elementary School and

Eliana (8)will be in 3rd grade also at Quiet Waters Elementary School.

They went shoreline fishing with their parents at Deerfield Beach Fishing Pier.

They fished for about 3 1/2 hours and caught a blue crab, two snappers and one permit fish.

Our hardworking bloggers also observed nature and their environment.

This is what they want to share with you.


KIM MIKHAEL blogs:

When I went fishing I saw a lot of trash on the shore and in the water.
There were plastic bags in the water and broken glass on the ground.
The water also seemed to be a little polluted with chemicals.
I think that where I went fishing may become too polluted to support any fish in the future.
It is a sad thing to look and see garbage floating in the water.


RAYMOND blogs:

I noticed that the water is black because of the fuel coming from the motor boats.
It is not very good idea to use motor boats because of two reasons.
First, it pollutes the water and second reason is it will cause the fish to die. Motor boats also hurt the manatees swimming around the shore.
I am very scared for the fish and the manatees living there.


ELIANA blogs:

Yesterday,I went fishing with my family.
I saw logs, tree branches,big rocks,garbage,plastic bottles in the water.
I saw some stuff on the ground that people just left.
There was one rubber shoe, a pair of white socks, and dirty plastic bags and an empty glass bottle.
I felt very mad because people are careless!
They don't care about our beautiful planet.
We live on it, we have to keep it clean.
If they throw trash in the water, the fish will die.
There will be less fish to catch and eat.
If there is less food to eat, people and animals will be hungry and die.
It is a very sad and scary thing to happen.


Friendly gnome couldn't have said it any better.

REDUCE, REUSE, RECYCLE.

"Reach for the skies, lady. Hand me your bag."

Mama gnome went to Gnomemart and purchased groceries for the gnome household.
After Mama gnome filled the cart with essentials such as peanut butter cup ice cream and chocolate, she went to the cashier.

Mama gnome said, "Hi."

A gum chewing sales associate eyed Mama gnome and said, "Hi..."

Mama gnome asked, "Is it okay if we use my bags for the groceries?"

"You want to what?"

"Use my bags." Mama gnome held up her two giant reusable bags.

Gum chewing sales associate shrugged her shoulders.

Mama gnome didn't know what that meant.

Did it mean:

a. You're weird. b. What planet are you from? c. Who cares? d. I hate my job.

After Mama gnome swiped her card to pay, Gum lady, started filling up Mama gnome's reusable bags!

When she finished, Mama gnome said, "Thanks! Have a nice day."

Gum lady smiled and said, "You too."

True story. It didn't start out as a pleasant experience. People in line stared at me. But I pushed the cart out of there without a plastic bag in sight.

It's a daily struggle to be green, isn't it? It's so much easier to be complacent and just go with the flow. But sometimes, people step out of their comfort zone and dare to be different.

Nanette, a cousin gnome, pointed this article to Mama gnome.

So people do try and try hard. That's what's important, keep trying.

And this is what happens when a BUNCH OF PEOPLE really try hard.

They have saved "the equivalent of 1.6 million tonnes of oil."

Their efforts have "saved the country 40 BILLION PLASTIC BAGS." Astounding.

40 billion plastic bags kept out of landfills, streets, rivers and oceans.

But the bad news. It's not enough. Nowhere near enough. It was reported that:

"There are now 46,000 pieces of plastic per square kilometre of the world's oceans, killing a million seabirds and 100,000 marine mammals each year."

So reach for the skies, reach for the stars and go green.

"REDUCE, REUSE, RECYLE."

(c) 2009 Jenaelha, Friendly Gnome's Blog